noStalgia

$44.95 $54.00

Nobody taught it in class. Nobody knew what it meant. Nobody knew where it came from.

Yet somehow, an entire generation knew exactly how to draw it.

Six little lines became the S. It appeared in the margins of school books, on pencil cases, desks, folders and anywhere else a bored kid with a pen could get away with it. There was no internet tutorial, no group chat and apparently no official creator. Somehow, we all just knew.

Now it has graduated from the back of your maths book to the gym bench.

The S Gym Towel is a throwback to the days of questionable haircuts, CD players, dial-up internet and spending half a lesson perfecting a symbol that achieved absolutely nothing, yet somehow felt incredibly important.

Clean, simple and instantly recognisable to anyone of a certain vintage, it is made for the gym-goer who remembers when entertainment sometimes consisted of a pen, a school book and six vertical lines.

Generously sized to properly cover gym benches and machines, with a soft cotton back and vibrant printed front, it does what every Wet Patch towel should do.

It keeps your arse off somebody else's wet patch.

And if someone under 25 asks what the symbol means?

They wouldn't understand.

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